Thursday, October 8, 2015

Introducing the WORLD'S most Technologically Advanced , Light Weight, and BLACKEST Van Stem !!!! $59.99

One new Al's Rapid Transit MYSTERY MACHINED Dodge A-100 Panel Van style BMX Stem. CNC machined out of 6061 billet aluminum , 53mm reach , for use with 1 1/8" fork, 7/8" handlebar, 18.8oz. Comes in Anodized BLACK. Customize your VAN: You can paint it like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. You can anodize it Green or Brown or Polish it until it looks like a mirror on the ceiling of a miniature stabbin cabin. Use it as a paper weight at work and reminisce about the smell of spilled bong water on the carpet of that old high school ride. We machined out the inside to save weight and you can have have a secret Van $tash $pot . The possibilities are endless You can even put it on your Bike ! Made in USA.
Celebrity Endorsement; B.A. Baracus: "I pity the FOOL who does not have the new Al Rapid Transit Van Stem!"